This afternoon is completely bonkers. Literally everything that happened is just wild. I am speechless.

This more info whole situation has left me feeling dumbfounded. Let me take a breath to process this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Believe This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I saw a monkey wearing a glasses. It seemed totally normal. You might say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Honestly You Couldn't Wrap My Head Around That!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This can't be real, right?

• My mind is blown
• Make it stop!
• Help me out here

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just took place. I was walking down the street and suddenly this massive squirrel flew down from nowhere. It was holding a miniature sword! I'm not kidding. Then it ran away for a moment, flew up into the sky. I am so confused by what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! completely astonishing

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• Possibly it was a hallucination? {I just can't explain this.

This is Beyond Belief

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I simply wrap my head around what they've just experienced. It's like something out of a movie. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Could this be real?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This is unbelievable.